1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 [music playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Guys, see the bubbles on the screen? 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And we just ran over shields on your now. 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 [yowl] 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 [music playing] 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Olimpemate, my favorite. 7 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,150 Alright, Nicole, are you looking for a boyfriend or 8 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,000 just a good time? 9 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Definitely a boyfriend. 10 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Wrong answer. 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 [laughing] 12 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Same question. 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Oh yeah! 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 [laughing] 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 If only we met on a dating show. 16 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 What? 17 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 What the hell is this? 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 It's the credit card, Bill. 19 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 What, you lose the ability to read? 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,650 Let me know when you lose the ability to open your 21 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:10,000 mouth and spew venom. 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 'Cause that, I don't want to miss. 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Cut the crap. 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,490 What was going through the brain of yours when you 25 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:19,390 decided it was okay to run up over 30,000 cronies on 26 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,000 our credit card? 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,200 Thorny to burst your bubble, honey, but you're 28 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,000 yelling at the wrong guy. 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I didn't do it. 30 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Oh really? 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Afromuff.com, voracious mixins, chicks gone wild, 55,423, 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 case of hand lotion, ass waxing. 33 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Oh, wait, that was mine. 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,160 50,000 cronies and gambling sites to complete my 35 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,000 favorite Martian DVD box at season two. 36 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,360 It wasn't me. You're the one with the thing for Bill 37 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,000 Bixby. 38 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,020 I liked him in courtship with his father and now I 39 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,000 got a thing for him. 40 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I knew it was you. 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 No one else has access. 42 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 [laughing] 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,340 With this credit card, I'm living large, baby. I'm 44 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,000 living large. 45 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 So, what do you feel like watching tonight? 46 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Little oral fanny or children of the cornhole? 47 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 [groaning] 48 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,700 All right, fine, fine, fine. We'll rent another chick 49 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:17,000 flick. 50 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 How about Gladiator? You happy now? 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,450 No one would give you a credit card. How can you 52 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:24,000 charge it? 53 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,960 Well, I hacked into Darth Bobo's computer and stole 54 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,000 his identity. 55 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,720 His password was "I hate Bernice." I mean, how 56 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,000 obvious was that? 57 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,240 What a rookie. I got his drivers license, social 58 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,000 security numbers, three different credit cards, 59 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 his gym membership, hell to the universe. 60 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 I'm pretty much him, but handsome, of course. 61 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 This isn't right. 62 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,400 You won't need there is a freaking sex bot having a 63 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,000 conscience, 64 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 but I put up with that, don't I? Hey, hey, hey, 65 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 anybody else want in on this? 66 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Yeah, my mother warned me not to marry you. 67 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 For once, your mother and I agreed. 68 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Just shut up and take care of these charges or else. 69 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Or else what? You gonna force me to sleep with you? 70 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,710 'Cause there aren't enough blindfolds, a little blue 71 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:11,000 pill in the universe to make that happen. 72 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:21,000 [phone ringing] 73 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,390 Thank you for calling. This is Abu Smith. How is it 74 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:26,000 best that I might help you? 75 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,390 I'd like to inquire about some strange charges on my 76 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:30,000 bill. 77 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,570 I am being so sorry. I cannot be giving out that 78 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,000 delicate information 79 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 unless you are the person to whom I am speaking. 80 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 What the hell does that mean? 81 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,940 It is being most imperative that you are calling from 82 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:44,000 your home phone number. 83 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 This is my home phone number. 84 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 What the hell's going on? 85 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,390 I am being so sorry, but I cannot be answering that 86 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:51,000 either. 87 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 What's my home number if this isn't it? 88 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Sheld. 89 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 This thing a lot of full cups size. 90 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Is there such a thing as too much of a bad thing? 91 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,340 I've always wanted to order something out of the back 92 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:12,000 of comic books, but never had the money. 93 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,350 What a waste. You should have got extra glasses or 94 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:16,000 sea monkeys. 95 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 What you got, Goss? 96 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 You bought a vibrator? 97 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Please. It's a neck massager. 98 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,440 Well then, Tanook needs an anatomy lesson 'cause she's 99 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,000 been confused in her neck with her... 100 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Sad! My credit card, will ya? 101 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 What? 102 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,840 Don't deny it. I don't love your little identity 103 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,000 theft scheme. 104 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 And you are gonna pay. 105 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,260 No, no, no. See, that's the beauty of it. You're 106 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:43,000 gonna have to pay. 107 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 He's right in front of us. Force fields up. 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,340 Relax. I'm not gonna fire on you. I need a punishment 109 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:51,000 that fits the crime. 110 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Like Faye, taking control of your ship. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 He's bluffing. That would be impossible. 112 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 He would need the password to gain access. 113 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,200 And there's no way you could know your mother's 114 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,000 maiden name. 115 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,000 She told me herself. Screamed it as she reached Borgathum. 116 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 You had sex with Grandma McGillicuddy? 117 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Double L. Double D? 118 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Call, like, is there another way? 119 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,330 Bob, change the password. I repeat, change the 120 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:17,000 password. 121 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 You're too late. 122 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Oh, talk to me. Tell me we're all right. 123 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Are you kidding? You're in a world of hurt. 124 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Holy crap. You've turned Bob into Bernice. 125 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I couldn't resist the little identity theft of my own. 126 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Your little scheme may cost me a few bucks, 127 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,000 but it's gonna cost you your sanity. 128 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 And your wives. 129 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,390 Hey asswipes, the ship will self-destruct in ten 130 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,000 minutes, 131 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 which is a long time considering it's seven minutes 132 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 longer than sex with my husband. 133 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Okay, relax. Everybody, relax. 134 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Good. 135 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Now how the hell are we gonna get the new password 136 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 and stop the self-destruct sequence? 137 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,270 According to my calculations, we can rest control the 138 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:13,000 computer from Bobo 139 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 by penetrating the mainframe at the ship's core 140 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,490 and using an intricate hypothetical mathematical 141 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,000 equation, 142 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,250 circumvent the password and reset the operating 143 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,000 system. 144 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,290 Blah, blah, blah. Anyone else get something that won't 145 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,000 bore us to tears? 146 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Anyone, anyone at all? 147 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,840 We can use my gun. The inshrink-erator, it can shrink 148 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,000 anything to any size. 149 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Like your brain to the size of a pea? 150 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Oh wait, you need an enlargerator to pull that off. 151 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,150 No, really. We could get in a shuttle, shrink 152 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:45,000 ourselves down, 153 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,330 enter Darf's body and extract a new password from his 154 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:49,000 brain. 155 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Hmm, let's see. 156 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,710 I need to choose between the highly logical technical 157 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:55,000 plan that Six has come up with 158 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,550 and a plan that depends on a ricketing gadget from 159 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,000 the back of a comic book. 160 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Sorry Six, this is too important to trust to math. 161 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,460 Besides, there's no way a guy can resist shiny high-tech 162 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:05,000 gizmos. 163 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Very sure. 164 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Oh yeah, us guys love high technology. 165 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,990 I have always wondered what it would be like to be 166 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,000 inside a man. 167 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,000 You sure you won't come with us? 168 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,760 You know, we talked about it, but we feel it's much 169 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,000 safer to remain on the ship 170 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 that is about to self-destruct. 171 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:32,000 What do you want in your plan, right? 172 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,220 Would you rather let your life rest in the hands of 173 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,000 an idiot, a closet case, 174 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 and a walking erection? 175 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:51,000 There, we can enter through the dry event. 176 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,910 If your mother told you not to marry me, why didn't 177 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,000 you listen to her? 178 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 You would have done us both a favor. 179 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 What? A razor daughter alone? 180 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 You said you were on the bail. 181 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 You said you would pull out. 182 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Now we're infested. 183 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 How many times do I have to tell you this? 184 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Shut up, the screw door. 185 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:22,000 No, not her. No, full power steering. 186 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:30,230 I may not remember to close the screen door, but at 187 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:33,000 least I cover my mouth when I sneeze. 188 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Where the hell are we? 189 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I haven't got my bearings, but somewhere in his head. 190 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 It looks like we're in his sinuses. 191 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Get us out of here now! 192 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 What happened? 193 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:51,000 I think we're stuck in his snot. 194 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Well, it is the respiratory system's flypaper. 195 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Now shut up, will you? We gotta get out of this muck. 196 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,420 Ooh, the level's rising. Our friend here must have a 197 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:01,000 cold. 198 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 A cold? Where's the first aid kit on this thing? 199 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 [whistling] 200 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Gus, are we back on track here? 201 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,530 By my navigational computations and knowledge of 202 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:22,000 anatomy, 203 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 the carotid artery should ferry us, 204 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 undeviatingly, to the cerebellum, where we... 205 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,990 Ah, geez, Gus, now you're starting to sound like six. 206 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 It's his white blood cells! 207 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 They attack any foreign body. 208 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Use the force to trust your... 209 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 What do you... Shut up, I'm trying to fire here. 210 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Oh, sorry. 211 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:55,120 As soon as she graduates from high school, I'm outta 212 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,000 here. 213 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Will you shut up for two frickin' seconds? 214 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 You're giving me a migraine. 215 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,340 Your piece of crap shit will self-destruct in six 216 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,000 minutes. 217 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,880 This is the only way to the ship's core, and if I 218 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,000 know Bobo, he's programmed Bob. 219 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 It's Bernice, you cyborg! Hoes, hoes! 220 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Bernice to protect the mainframe. 221 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:20,000 [screaming] 222 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:26,550 It's lined with heat sensors, any variation in 223 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,000 temperature, and the tunnel constricts. 224 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 What are you doing? 225 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,410 I must keep an even-body temperature, or I'll be 226 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:34,000 expelled like toothpaste out of a tube. 227 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,550 Good thing there's no one here to see my hot, sexy, 228 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:40,000 writhing, naked body 229 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,160 pressed against the walls of this long, transparent 230 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,000 cylinder. 231 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 It's too bad there isn't a camera trained on you, 232 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,990 so millions of sci-fi geeks could get their kicks 233 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,000 watching it. 234 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Next time someone steals your identity, turn it off. 235 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,420 Tell him to do me a favor and come get the rest of 236 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:01,000 you. 237 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Damn, you can hear everything they're saying. 238 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,270 Hey, can you tap into the signal being sent from the 239 00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:06,000 optic nerve? 240 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Mind screen. 241 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Wow, is your face that ugly? 242 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Or did you teach your thinker to speak? 243 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 How dare you talk to me like that? 244 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,060 I have complete control. I can make him say and do 245 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,000 whatever I want. 246 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 The ultimate identity, theft. 247 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Hey, watch this, watch this. 248 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Hey, Sailor Maid, how about dropping trow so I can 249 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 see if the rug matches the drape? 250 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 What? 251 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,720 I didn't say that. Why would I? I know they don't 252 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,000 match. 253 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 But you did say it. I'm going crazy. 254 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 For you, it was a short trip. Stop it! 255 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 No, you stop it. 256 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Maybe I should leave you two alone. 257 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 No, wait! You need to teach me a lesson. 258 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Bobo's been a bad boy. A swift kick in the clown 259 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 jewels should do it. 260 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 No! 261 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:12,000 God, you feel so good inside me. 262 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Maybe it's time I switch teams. 263 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Oh no. 264 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,900 Either the ship's having an orgasm or rubbing against 265 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:22,000 the walls is causing my external temperature to rise. 266 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,950 Quick, get some oil and lubricate me. It will reduce 267 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,000 the friction. 268 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:39,600 Jude, I hate to interrupt your fun, but we have a 269 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:44,000 ship to save. 270 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,900 All I have to do is access his memory and look for 271 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,000 the password. 272 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Okay, okay. Just one more. 273 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Burnie, you ugly cow. I've been meaning to tell you. 274 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 [Humming] 275 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Your mother gave me a hummer. 276 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 What did you say? 277 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Nothing. A hummer. You know, one of the giant FUVs. 278 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:13,000 [Humming] 279 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 [Sigh] 280 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Horror! 281 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Ow! My shin! 282 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Uncle Chode, we're in. 283 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 We don't have much time. 284 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Put the memories on the screen. 285 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,960 Are you sure it was Chode who was using this cheat 286 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,000 sheet? 287 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I fly him to it. 288 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 That's Stooly. 289 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,440 Fast forward, we're still in his childhoods. Hurry, 290 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,000 we have less than a minute. 291 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,060 Oh, nice. One of these babies could turn my fledgling 292 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:55,000 clown federation into a confederation killing machine. 293 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 [Laughing] 294 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Now we've tapped into his fantasy life. Keep going. 295 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:06,000 [Snoring] 296 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 [Snoring] 297 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,150 We're recording this, right? Okay, once this identity 298 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:16,000 theft well runs dry, I can move on to a little blackmail. 299 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,850 We're not going to be doing much of anything if we 300 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,000 don't get that password. We've got ten seconds. 301 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Wait, go back. I saw something. There, those numbers. 302 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 That's gotta be it. Access to Jupiter's computer. 303 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,030 It's not working. It doesn't work. That's not the 304 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,000 password. 305 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Three, two, one. 306 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:41,000 [Growling] 307 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,000 We're Bob. 308 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Six. 309 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Six and Bob. That about covers it. 310 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 What about me, you jerk-offs? 311 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Tanook, are you in heaven? 312 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,110 What the hell? Six saved the ship. So get your asses 313 00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:01,120 back here. 'Cause there's gotta be some big time gloating 314 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,000 going on. 315 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Good job, Six. 316 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,340 Ditto. I just hope it was as good for you as it was 317 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,000 for me. 318 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 It never is. 319 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Let's go home, whip. 320 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Oh my god, the passage is blocked. 321 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Has the man not heard of a Q-tip? 322 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 What? It's not wax. 323 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,220 My mother wouldn't do that if she was a cat and you 324 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:35,000 tasted like tuna fish. Are you listening to me? 325 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 We're trapped. 326 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Try his mouth or his nose. 327 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 His mouth is closed and his nose...we've been there. 328 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,330 So we wait until he opens his mouth. No one bobo, 329 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,000 that can't be too long. 330 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,270 Whip, did you happen to read the instructions for the 331 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:48,000 intruder- 332 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 No self-respecting guy reads the instructions. 333 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,160 Geez, next you'll want to know if we ask for 334 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,000 directions. 335 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,410 Well, guys, there's a warning here, something about 336 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:59,000 the effects lasting only 20 minutes. 337 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,110 And it's very clear about this. Not expanding inside 338 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:03,000 a small space. 339 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 What? 340 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Just thought you might want to know. 341 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:12,580 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. What's a big 342 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,000 freaking deal? 343 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,170 We expand inside a bobo when he looks like a 344 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,000 Thanksgiving parade balloon? 345 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Well, and the lake explodes. 346 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,060 Again, if you expand in an area smaller than your 347 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:25,370 original size, your molecules will bond with whatever 348 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:26,000 impedes expansion. 349 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,890 It's a good thing we're not inside a fly or we'd end 350 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:31,000 up looking like Jeff Goldblum. 351 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 The horror. 352 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,650 This is worse. Think about it. We'll be permanently 353 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,000 joined with Darf Bobo. 354 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 You wanted his identity, Chode. Now you'll have it. 355 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,400 Whip, if you hadn't blabbed the password and come up 356 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,000 with this stupid plan, we wouldn't be in this mess. 357 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,700 Guys, I have an idea how to get you out. That is, if 358 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,000 you want to hear it. 359 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 No, no, no, no, no. 360 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,180 You sure? It won't have bells and whistles or involve 361 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,000 cool cutting-edge technology. 362 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 All right, we're sure. 363 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Then turn on your tracking beacon. 364 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:08,540 Good. I need you to angle down 90 degrees. Bobo's got 365 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,000 an open wound on his shin. 366 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 You should be able to exit there. 367 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,560 Game, relax, guys. If anyone can get out of here, it's 368 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,000 six. 369 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,200 What does she know about the intricacies of the male 370 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,000 anatomy? 371 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,580 If anyone knows their way around a man's body, it's 372 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:29,000 her. She does this thing with her tongue, you know, 373 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 right on the rim of your... 374 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 You just thinking about it makes me... 375 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Chode, focus. We are about to explode. 376 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 That's exactly... 377 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Six, what the hell was that? 378 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 You've landed in Bobo's stomach. 379 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,210 We'll pass through the upper digestive tract to the 380 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,150 small intestine, where the shuttle will be absorbed 381 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,000 into the bloodstream. 382 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Then you follow the arteries to Bobo's wound. 383 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,490 That thing about Rod Stewart was an urban legend, 384 00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:56,000 right? 385 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,600 'Cause I'd hate to think we're floating in a gallon 386 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,000 of undigested... 387 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Six, get us out of here! 388 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,400 Relax. If it were true, Six would need her stomach 389 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,000 pumped on a weekly basis. Right, Six? 390 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Wait a minute. What's that? 391 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 The stomach acids are roting our hull. 392 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 The opening is at the bottom. Hurry. 393 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:24,660 You're going too fast to be absorbed. You've gone too 394 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,000 far. You've gotta go back. 395 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Go, but now! 396 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Get right out! 397 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:38,810 Let's split up and take a look around. We've gotta 398 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:40,000 find the problem. 399 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,870 It's the antenna. It's all gummed up with some kind 400 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,000 of brown sludge. 401 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 What's that awful smell? 402 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Sorry, silent, but deadly. 403 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 No, it's worse than your flatulence. 404 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Jode, get out of there! 405 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Where are we? 406 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 In Bobo's colon. 407 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Great balls of feces! 408 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Six, what now? Our exit's blocked. 409 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 You can expand at any moment. There's only one option. 410 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,930 For what the hell is it? This isn't a good time to 411 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,000 play 20 questions. 412 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Must be that damn spicy food. 413 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Whoa, that's not good. 414 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:31,000 We're gonna be permanently fused with Bobo's ass. 415 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Is that star-looking thing what I think it is? 416 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Thank goodness, his anus. 417 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 What words are never uttered by a straight guy? 418 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 When you get in range, fire your lasers. 419 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I'm dying. I must be dying. 420 00:19:50,000 --> 00:20:05,000 That rocked! 421 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Sweet! 422 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Let's do that last part again and again and again. 423 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:15,200 Jode, I told you stealing someone's identity was a 424 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,000 terrible idea. 425 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Yes, you nearly ended up with it permanently. 426 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 We could have called you Bode. 427 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Or Darth Chobo. 428 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000 I just hope you learned something from all this. 429 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 As a matter of fact, I did. 430 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,490 That number we pulled out of his memory turns out it's 431 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,000 his debit pin number. 432 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,630 Let's see, a one-tube of preparation aid and a hemorrhoid 433 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:39,000 donut. 434 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Is that all for you? 435 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,090 Yeah, unless you got something that'll cure my wife's 436 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,000 bitchyness. 437 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,430 Well, if we did, we'd have a hard time keeping it in 438 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:47,000 stock. 439 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Oh, I gotta start eating more fiber. 440 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 How do you want to pay for this? 441 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Well, my credit cards maxed out. You take debit. 442 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 I'm sorry, it's denied insufficient funds. 443 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,000 That's impossible! I got over 4,000 cronies in that! 444 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Ah, chowd! 445 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 446 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Ow! Ow!